Wednesday September 1, 2021
Quick Recap:
War in Afghanistan Ended yesterday saving us $330,000,000.00 a day.
Ida has decimated southern Louisiana.
Texas has figured out a way to stop women from getting abortions.
Wildfires out west have turned the skies orange.
But the thing I most want to talk about is the reporter who got accosted by some guy while the reporter was talking about the effect of the hurricane. I happened to catch it live. The reporter was standing on a strip of ground and I saw this white truck pull up two hundred feet behind the camera. This middle aged overweight white guy gets out of the truck and comes running toward the film crew and yells, “Tell the Truth!”
I wasn’t sure what he was yelling, but that was apparently it.
They now know who this guy is and have an arrest warrant out for him for assault.
Frankly, I like the idea of more violence on TV. I’ve been for it for years. But I think it should be more focused. Not in these cop dramas or crime shows but rather it should be integrated into game shows, reality shows and competitions, and certainly news and opinion shows.
I want to see losers on a game show chased off the set by folks with whips and flails.
I want more electric shocks in folks running gauntlets.
But most of all, I want more violence on TV news room and opinion shows. I want to see someone wrap their hands around Ann Coulter’s neck and scream in her face, “Tell the Truth!” Or what about Steve Ducey and those idiots on the Fox sofa? Wouldn’t a bunch of guys that look like the machete actor who came rushing into the studio screaming, “Tell the Truth!” Wouldn’t that be better than whatever nonsense they are spouting.
Or what about Rand Paul? Man, how would you like to see how fast he can run from a howling mob screaming, “Tell the Truth.”
Okay, now to solve the problems of the day:
Offer to fix the broken helicopters we left behind in Afghanistan for a few things we want. Like women being allowed to wear mini-skirts.
Redirect hurricane remnants to the west to put out the fires.
Look up anti-abortionists and file lawsuits against them saying they wanted to get an abortion. If they don’t show in court you get ten grand.
Okay, that does it for here. Back to the traffic copter.
PS Rock Moose. (Or is it plastic?)