Monday, March 25, 2024
I read a piece last night that said Jared Kushner spoke at Harvard. Wow. Harvard? Really? Oh well.
He didn’t disappoint. I mean he did, but what did anyone expect? When he was in The White House reporters spoke of how “transactional” he was. Even more so than his father-in-law. I’m not really sure what transactional means. I take it to mean they’d sell their grandmother for a nickel.
Jared was given the whole portfolio, maybe a little was left out, but Donald didn’t want to deal with anything and his mental capacity was limited so JK got the whole ball of tar. While he had it a Washington Post reporter was dismembered by the Saudis. Thirty of our Chinese assets were found out and murdered. That was about the time his wife got several patents from the Chinese. The Israelies under Netanyahu continued their occupation and settlement of the West Bank and divided Gaza and the West Bank into a situation that Jimmy Carter called the worst case of aparthied he had ever known.
The Saudis were struck by how transactional he was. I guess they were surprised for the price of grandma. Let’s remember that when Netanyahu used to come to the U.S. (before Trump was President) he would visit the Kushners and sleep in Jared’s bed. Jared slept on the couch in the basement. Some wondered if Jared was doing the work of the U.S. or Isreal. The slant was towards Israel (Slant? More like a cliff.) Jared also tried to set up a back channel to Putin and Russia, avoiding CIA and FBI surveillance.
So it was quite a trick to get two billion from the Saudis. Especially, because he has no background in finance and investing. Even the royal Bank of Saud tried to stop it. But then when you are worth $1.3T (that’s trillion) $2B ain’t much.
So his comments at Harvard included the mind blowing statement that Gaza is a valuable waterfront property. It rivaled his father-in-law’s comment about North Korea, that the waterfront would make a great place for condos. I mean you’d have to ignore the people in cages nearby, but … Eh.
However, I think the Maga folks should get behind Jared. Trump Tower Gaza! Yes sir, a new gleaming glass structure born out of the rubble. Maybe – Trump Tower Phoenix at Gaza? Hopefully, Bebe won’t bomb it. I think Jared can slip him the good word and it will be taken care of. They’ll need concertina wire around it to keep the riff-raff out. But the view! And the beach should be spectacular. Naturally, there will be no windows facing east, or north, or south. Only glorious large glass windows facing west – set deep, that to prevent shrapnel from hitting them, or at least lowering the odds of it happening. And to keep the guests focused on the important things – the glorious view! Perhaps, noise cancelling speakers to drown out the bombing runs and laments?
It’s hard to imagine how f’ing stupid this guy is, but he got two BIG ONES from the Saudis. I wonder if Dad-in-Law has made the call. “Jared, All I want is …”
I’m betting on a Russian billionaire bailing out Donnie. Why not?