Day 759 February 4, 2019
637 Days to the 2020 election and 715 Days to Inauguration Day
The Super Bowl is over and for sports fans this means a dearth of much happening until spring training. However, take heart, it was reported yesterday that over 1,000 games of women’s softball will be played this season.
As to the Super Bowl, it was just as I predicted. I wrote Saturday “Patriots by 1, 7, 3, 2 or 38.” They won by ten and by applying White House Trumpian CYA logic that is what I said. No one wins a Super Bowl by 1,2, or 38 so applying Ann Coulter excuses “That’s just puffery,” and can therefore be dismissed, leaving by prediction of “7,3” which could be interpreted as “7 and 3” which is ten, which is what they won by, which is what I said. (Ho, Boy. I love this “new logic.”)
Speaking of new logic did you hear about Trump’s new geography? Yeah, Mr. “I have a very good brain” demonstrated his adeptness in geography by stating that Nepal was part of India (it isn’t), and then with a scale model in front of him (made to help him understand which countries were which and where they were) said that Bhutan was part of India (it isn’t.) If you google “Trump geography” you will find many instances of videos showing he gets a D- to a F in that subject.
This is exactly what I want in a world leader. A guy who has no idea where any country is, let alone whether they are friendly toward us. Speaking of which now Mr. Trump is repeating the propaganda lines from North Korea. Having moved on from doing Russia’s bidding he seems intent on doing that of North Korea. I have a suggestion for our president and the NPRK’s “Dear Leader.” I suggest they play golf together in North Korea. It is a well known fact within North Korea that the Kim’s dad was an outstanding golfer. I don’t know if any of it rubbed off on the kid, but in a museum in North Korea it is a fact that they say that Kim Jong-Il recorded five holes-in-one on one round of golf alone! It would be a pity if Mr. Trump outplayed Mr. Un. They don’t take kindly to being shown up. If it were to happen there could be an artillery cannon in Donald’s life.
I’m glad Ralph Northam didn’t quit. He was set up. This morning there are resurfacing old reports about sexual abuse charges against the Lt. Governor. These are the same charges as showed up during the campaign and were found to be baseless. Some say Corey Stewart is behind this. He’s the racist carpetbagging Confederate flag waving wannabe from Minnesota who moved here and ran against Northam for Governor.
637 Days to the 2020 election and 715 Days to Inauguration Day
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