Day 724 New Year’s Eve Monday December 31, 2018 867 Days to Go
Well, this is a time of reflection and hope.
Here’s my list:
I hope I stop spitting up phlegm and sounding like a horse in its death knell.
I hope that the family Trump will look good in their orange prison jump suits.
I hope that a bolt of lightning spreads out across our country bringing sanity back.
I hope you read our marvelous Holiday letter:
That is all, carry on.
Happy New Year!
PS Many have wondered how I got my wife to go to Mexico and stand near this pile of rocks.
Answer: Food tour bribery.